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[Chad]

 

[chevyluv29137]

I want the jacket because my DOG has eatin my jacket.  Plus I dont have anything made by shift and like those jackets. XL/XXL  please! I'll let you shoot my guns one day also.

[gixxergirl11]

I WANT/need this jacket bc im the only girl so far going out for it. My 21st bday is the 20th and it would be a killer gift.  My jacket doesnt fit as well as I would like it to a mens jacket would fit me perfect bc im 6' and my arms are to long for most womens jackets that i find. So give me the jacket! PLEASE plus i would look HOT in it!!

[Booty Freak]

A hot young chick should be able to land plenty of free swag.
Take a chick to dinner or buy her a new jacket.  It's all the same.   

[Turbo storm]

I want to win this jacket so I can sell it for cash. I would buy a few lines of coke, and a cheap hooker, and snort that shit out of her belly button. If I have any cash left over, I'll bet it in my local craps game in the alley behind the liquor store, and try to expand the cash for more hookers, coke, and maybe buy another jacket for Chad to give away.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Dan the man

[booty busa]

I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to shit yourself' chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat the next day both of your ass cheeks WILL fall off.


Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart grocery store that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits.

. I selected a cart and began pushing it . It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the restrooms that the pain hit me. Oh, don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about. I'm referring to that 'Uh oh, gotta go' pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time. The thing is, this pain was different.

, and before I could take one step in the direction of the restrooms which would bring sweet relief, it happened. The peppers fired a warning shot.

There I stood, alone suddenly enveloped in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me. Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as an elderly woman turned into it.

I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what her reaction would be  as she walked into it unsuspecting. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate.

I could've warned that poor woman but didn't. I simply watched as she walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all she could do before gathering her senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving her arms about her head as though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course, made me laugh. Mistake.

I was later told a few folks in other aisles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun.

. IT was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the restrooms, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal assplosion took place.

Luck was on my side. I got to the john, began the inevitable 'Oh my God', floating above the toilet seat because my ass is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor girl walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of 'Shock and Awe'. she made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, 'Son of a bitch!', then quickly left.

I need a new jacket cuz mine stinks now
 


496 words

[Chad]

READ THE RULES:

Here is what you need to do. Write in 500 letters or less And yes I will be counting the letters 501 and your DQ.

Like I said..read the rules 500 LETTERS NOT WORDS

[r6nightrider]

I feel I best qualify for the SHIFT jacket cause I spent all my cash on getting my wife one first. All I have to ride in now are hoodie's and T shirts. My wife keeps nagging me to get one. That and the fact that im out 24/7 at area hott spots I can get the SHIFT product out there for more people to see than just the guy that rides every other weekend. Thats about it oh yeah and my wife said if I win she wil let me post a pic of her topless on here



Here is a pic of my wife....enjoy 

[Booty Freak]

Screw a topless pic.  I want to see a pic from behind, preferably bent over.   

[Bcoope34]

Screw a topless pic.  I want to see a pic from behind, preferably bent over.   

[Chad]

Well  Coope just DQ 

[Bcoope34]

fuck.

[Chad]

Contest ends tonight at 10pm the winner will be chosen tomorrow and posted by noon so stay tuned if you have posted if you have not posted you only have a few more hours till the dead line.

[Chad]

And the winner is........Now why is this the winner. Welll here is why.

1 he took care of his girl first over himself

2 he is out all the time riding and hitting everyone up trying to get people to ride.

3 when he's not riding he is working and when he's working he's out wearing his gear and showing off the new swag in one way or another.


This is why he's is the winner of our first SHIFT jacket giveaway.

I feel I best qualify for the SHIFT jacket cause I spent all my cash on getting my wife one first. All I have to ride in now are hoodie's and T shirts. My wife keeps nagging me to get one. That and the fact that im out 24/7 at area hott spots I can get the SHIFT product out there for more people to see than just the guy that rides every other weekend. Thats about it oh yeah and my wife said if I win she wil let me post a pic of her topless on here



Here is a pic of my wife....enjoy 

[nickz843]

congrats!!